• scissors
• pots
• pans
• drumsticks
• relatives to annoy

Code: (This one's a long one, be sure to get it all)

<style type="text/css"><!--

a:link
{color:ff9900;
text-decoration:none;
font-weight:normal;
font-family:verdana;
font-style:normal;
letter-spacing:2pt;}

a:visited
{color:ff6699;
text-decoration:none;
font-weight:normal;
font-family:verdana;
font-style:normal;
letter-spacing:2pt;}

a:active
{color:ff9900;
text-decoration:none;
font-weight:normal;
font-family:verdana;
font-style:normal;
letter-spacing:2pt;}

a:hover
{color:3366ff;
text-decoration:none;
font-weight:normal;
font-family:verdana;
background-color:pink
cursor:crosshair;
font-style:normal;
letter-spacing:2pt;}

body
{background:white;}

font
{color:black;
font-family:verdana;
font-size:14pt;
font-style:normal;
text-decoration:none;
line-height:17pt;
font-weight:normal;}

b
{color:black;
font-weight:bold;
font-family:verdana;
font-style:normal;
font-size:15pt;
text-decoration:none;}

i
{color:black;
font-weight:normal;
font-family:verdana;
font-style:italic;
font-size:13pt;
text-decoration:none;}

u
{color:black;
font-weight:normal;
font-family:verdana;
font-style:underline overline;
font-size:14pt;
text-decoration:none;}

s
{color:black;
font-weight:normal;
font-family:verdana;
font-style:normal;
font-size:14pt;
text-decoration:line-through;}

hr
{color:ff9900;
width:80%;
height:5;
border:1px solid ff6699;}

li
{color:cc0066}

--></style>