Random IM Convos

Random IM Conversations - Dec 02-June 03

Here is a little spot for me to pile some funny/weird/crazy/stupid snippets of instant message conversations that I've had with other people; I have a habit of saving old conversations. Please note that if anything's from AIM, I changed the screen name, as I don't really want any stalkers hunting down my pals. This page is bound to get loooong, as my friends and I talk a lot. :)

(Scroll down for more recent snippets.)

December 2002
January & February 2003
March 2003
April 2003
May 2003
June 2003

Dec 02-June 03
July 03-Oct 03
Nov 03-April 04

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December 2002
("Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah" is Ara. "Check out my new website" is Sean. "*dances the nõbôdy cån copy thïs song*" is me. "Don't you just love it, how, the day before the concert, they switch your part?" is me. "Adalia" is Ara.)

Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
hey wouldnt it be cool if I were really a fifty year ld man from wyoming who had a beer belly?
Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
(yes I know a bit random but dad thinks all of my online friends fit that description, so why not turn the tables for a bit?)

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Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
....but its not. <insert sad here>

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Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
or I can... er... I CAN BEAT HIM UP. YEAH!!

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Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
...and I had 14 bucks walk away from me....

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check out my new website says:
so do we have to leave or not
Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
no
Quinn is no longer using my pc. I am here. says:
*glares at Sean*
check out my new website says:
ok
Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
blunt, arent you
check out my new website says:
uh yes
Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
was that an "Uh yes" as if "I have an attitude" uh yes?
check out my new website says:
the uh was a pause
Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
or was the an uh yes as if "Im not too sure yet" uh yes

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Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
read slower sean
Beatles... er... Forever? Yeah says:
sound it out

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*dances the nõbôdy cån copy thïs song* says:
argh... every time the Monk show says 'Adrienne', I look up

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Don't you just love it, how, the day before the concert, they switch your part? says:
OMG....
Don't you just love it, how, the day before the concert, they switch your part? says:
Quinn just gave me $20....
~*eloria*~ says I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREE!!!!! No more teachers, no more books, no more of sherry's dirty looks... says:
uh

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Adalia says:
If she said she didnt like cats would you stay away of cats because of her? If she jumped off a bridge would you?
Adalia says:
of course the last one is so stupid... I know *I* would jump off a bridge... sounds like too much fun not to, especially if a friend does

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Adalia says:
know a good word to shout when you stub yoru toe against a table?
The Shy One says:
uh... no... *afraid*
Adalia says:
BLASPHEMY. I dont know if I spelled it right, but the word rocks

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January-February 2003
("Hannelore" is Ara.)

Charles (1:17:27 PM): Do you have any songs stuck in your head?
Me (1:17:50 PM): not at the moment
Me (1:18:01 PM): thankfully
Charles (1:18:20 PM): well let me help *Singing Hey Jude....*

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Charles (1:35:43 PM): ....but I can't make sense out of them. My computer is smarter than I.
Moi (1:35:56 PM): hehe
Moi (1:36:30 PM): computers are only as smart as the programs put onto them and the commands you give them :P
Moi (1:37:09 PM): ...but yeah, they're usually smarter than the person using them.
Charles (1:37:20 PM): so they are smarter than i. the programs say that i am dumb and should give all my money to MicroSoft
Charles (1:37:32 PM): and Dell
Charles (1:38:06 PM): j/k i know i am smarter than my comp... most of the time
Moi (1:38:16 PM): heh O.o
Charles (1:38:52 PM): i'm smarter than it until i open my mouth. I sort of stop thinking once i start talking

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Charles (6:44:04 PM): hello Miss Wolter.
Me (6:44:34 PM): er... hello, Mr. [last name removed for privacy]....
Charles (6:45:24 PM): you can't escape us like Mr. [last name removed for privacy] thought. we will find you, and when we do...
Charles (6:45:52 PM): WE WILL GIVE YOU MONEY! Buwahahahahahaha! :p

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Charles (6:57:03 PM): addy's mum and dad @cniche right?
Me (6:57:50 PM): yes... why?
Charles (6:58:06 PM): no reason... i was worried that they worked at compaq

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Charles (4:58:57 PM): my thoughts went on while i remained at the station
Charles (4:59:01 PM): how rude!

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Charles (5:34:25 PM): You must use proper English at all times, Adrienne.
Adrienne (5:34:30 PM): ooh
Adrienne (5:34:42 PM): freaky, he used proper English. *points*
Adrienne (5:34:44 PM): O.o
Adrienne (5:35:04 PM): *waits for someone to say it isn't polite to point....*
Percy (5:35:14 PM): point point point!
Percy (5:35:24 PM): heh
Charles (5:35:26 PM): Yes, it is important to use proper english. Also it is very rude to point or shout out words.
Percy (5:35:40 PM): et esnt polit to poitn.
Adrienne (5:36:11 PM): hehehe
Adrienne (5:36:34 PM): :O
Adrienne (5:36:52 PM): I found a mistake in Charles' 'proper English'!!
Adrienne (5:37:01 PM): languages are capitalized :P
Charles (5:37:29 PM): It is rude not to speak in english when the majority of the people in the chatroom, or any room for that matter, speak English as their first launguage you should also speak english.
Adrienne (5:37:51 PM): O.o
Charles (5:37:57 PM): It is rude to point out other peoples mistakes, Addy.

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Charles (5:41:50 PM): *sings in a high falsetto voice*
Moi (5:43:12 PM): O.o

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Charles (6:19:17 PM): *is not lurking. Is too! Am Not!*

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Adrienne (6:32:30 PM): Gotta make the Hogwarts exams :S
Charles (6:33:55 PM): uh oh i didn't study... all year... maybe i'll get a-a-a C! *crowd gasps*
Charles (6:35:07 PM): i'm busy! i almost have no time to procrastinate!!
Adrienne (6:36:10 PM): well, you'll have a month to do them
Adrienne (6:36:22 PM): so I expect you'll be able to finish 'em :P
Charles (6:36:23 PM): only a month?!
Charles (6:36:36 PM): i need at least a year!
(side note: he never did send them in....)

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Charles (6:53:56 PM): you used Bleh! that is my word!
Adrienne (6:54:10 PM): ^^"
Adrienne (6:54:26 PM): because it's a, er, cool word?
Adrienne (6:54:46 PM): you could put a copyright mark on it
Charles (6:55:12 PM): too much work, i just bug to death people who steal it
Adrienne (6:55:36 PM): uh oh
Percy (6:55:38 PM): lol
Adrienne (6:55:49 PM): that doesn't sound good... O.o
Charles (6:56:04 PM): then i put them in the dumpster behind Dairy Queen

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Hannelore says:
I wish I had joined with one of my "interesting names
Hannelore says:
like... I_Wanna_B_A_Cow
Hannelore says:
or... Cows_Go_Moo_Me2
Hannelore says:
or Stinky_Roses... I liked that one...

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March 2003
("La Tímida Una" is me. "The music in my life will set my spirit free" is Ara. "I hate Herr Nes" is Ara.)

Moi (7:50:40 PM): *doodles on the walls....*
Charles (7:50:52 PM): *doodles on addy*
Moi (7:51:00 PM): uh
Moi (7:51:11 PM): ...o.O....
Ara (7:51:23 PM): *coughs*
Charles (7:51:30 PM): it tisn't nice to doodle on the walls
Moi (7:51:45 PM): it isn't nice to doodle on *people*!

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Charles (8:01:58 PM): i cannot be scared
Charles (8:02:17 PM): unless i am being taunted by the devil
Charles (8:02:56 PM): he bugs me a lot
Charles (8:03:18 PM): something about how he will give me stuff for my soul

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Me (4:51:16 PM): -½d </= -5½
Ara (4:51:34 PM): thats it?
Me (4:51:39 PM): easy as easy gets
Me (4:51:41 PM): yeah
Ara (4:51:44 PM): seriously
Ara (4:52:05 PM): so
Ara (4:52:17 PM): how are you going to make it last 3 hours?
Ara (4:52:35 PM): get it wrong lots of times
Ara (4:52:48 PM): subtract 1/2 on both sides or something
Me (4:53:01 PM): that'd be a kinda stupid mistake....
Me (4:53:03 PM): okay!!

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Moi (8:32:06 PM): this Spanish assignment is hard!
Moi (8:32:18 PM): we have to color in a sombrero!
Moi (8:32:24 PM): what wonderful educational value!

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Me (8:49:51 PM): I don't want to show Mum my interims
Me (8:49:59 PM): she'll rant on about how studying is important
Me (8:50:07 PM): I'd much rather be talking to you ^^"
Charles (8:50:22 PM): i don't blame you
Me (8:50:32 PM): heh
Charles (8:50:47 PM): i give them to my mom before i go to bed
Me (8:50:54 PM): hehe
Me (8:50:59 PM): that's a good strategy
Charles (8:52:35 PM): i know, it came from my big brainies

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The music in my life will set my spirit free says:
wHo SiGnS gUeStBoOkS lIkE tHiS?
La Tímida Una says:
no idea
La Tímida Una says:
I loathe sticky caps
The music in my life will set my spirit free says:
oh, is that whats its called?
La Tímida Una says:
yeah
The music in my life will set my spirit free says:
I just call it SHUT UP AND TYPE REGULARLY

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The music in my life will set my spirit free says:
"I can prove it!! I have a picture of her when she was TWELVE on my website! Really! *gets dragged off in handcuffs by chubby police officers* Please!! Tell her Lily's here! Please! PLeeaaaaase!"

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I hate Herr Nes says:
I can say I am boring in german, but not I am bored...
I hate Herr Nes says:
two totally different things...

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April 2003
("I hate Herr Nes" is Ara. "I'll provide the smile, you can provide the annoyed glare!" is me. "Hannelore" is Ara.)

Adrienne says:
ugh Quinn's asking me my Neopets password
Adrienne says:
I have no idea what it was... think it was my normal one....
Adrienne says:
'cept if I told him my normal one, he'd be able to log into Diaryland as me... and a million and one other sites....
Adrienne says:
...hmm....
Adrienne says:
...would he be that smart though?
I hate Herr Nes says:
probably...
Adrienne says:
oh. No. Okay then.
I hate Herr Nes says:
...not...

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Hannelore says:
you are one of a dying species, you know that?
I'll provide the smile, you can provide the annoyed glare! says:
yep. And darn proud of it.

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I'll provide the smile, you can provide the annoyed glare! says:
I dunno
I'll provide the smile, you can provide the annoyed glare! says:
you're the genius here

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I'll provide the smile, you can provide the annoyed glare! says:
hope Eloria did/is doing/will do well at her horse show
Hannelore says:
oooooh she's having a horse show?!
I'll provide the smile, you can provide the annoyed glare! says:
yeah
Hannelore says:
*send thought bubbles* GO ELORIA!
I'll provide the smile, you can provide the annoyed glare! says:
lol
Hannelore says:
.oO.oO.oO.oO.oO.oO.oO

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Moi (7:31:55 PM): planning on doing anything for Easter?
Charles (7:32:04 PM): um, going to church
Moi (7:32:21 PM): heh
Moi (7:32:33 PM): I'm going to dye eggs *grins*
Charles (7:32:45 PM): and eating choc.... um food
Moi (7:32:52 PM): hehe
Charles (7:33:30 PM): and drinking coco... um water... i'm not stuffing myself with bad stuff ^_^

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Hannelore says:
WHAT SONG DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA BE SINGING FOR A PAGE AND A HALF!
Hannelore says:
?!?
The Shy One says:
uh
Hannelore says:
no, sorry, three and a half pages
Hannelore says:
ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!
The Shy One says:
*grins*
Hannelore says:
shut up!!!!
The Shy One says:
*covers mouth*
Hannelore says:
*kicks her shin*

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May 2003
("Hannelore" is Ara. "Solar-powered flashlight" is me.)

Hannelore says:
then I'll get to talk toyou tomorrow
Solar-powered flashlight says:
yeah!!
Solar-powered flashlight says:
I'll get to talk to you too!
Hannelore says:
*blinks*
Hannelore says:
Yes, its amazing the way that works!!
Hannelore says:
i get to talk to yu and... spooky... you get to talk to me too!!

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Hannelore says:
you know, if I named one of my children Adalea, Id probably end up nick-naming her addy...
Solar-powered flashlight says:
then you'd be cursed to remember me forever!
Solar-powered flashlight says:
hahaha!!!
Hannelore says:
good thing Ive already decided on Julia, Jacob, and Charlotte then, huh.
Solar-powered flashlight says:
lol
Solar-powered flashlight says:
I have no clue what I'll name my spawn
Hannelore says:
LMAOOOO
Hannelore says:
your SPAWN?!

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June 2003
("'I cared about you too much'" is Ara. "Must... find... life...." is me.)

"I cared about you too much" says:
The boy sits down on the couch. He picks up the remote. He flips through the channels. He stops on WB. The Will and Grace theme song can be heard. He flips through some more. He stops at an unknown station. A long dialogue can be heard. Then -
"Joseph... are you watching Martha Stewart?!"
A long pause.
"Noooo..."

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"I cared about you too much" says:
the news people were showing a clip of JKR reading a passage form the book (or reading the whole book, I dont know)
"I cared about you too much" says:
and people where THERE listening LIVE
"I cared about you too much" says:
*whines* I wanna do thaaaaaaaaaaat!
"I cared about you too much" says:
not fair
"I cared about you too much" says:
and people were reading along!
"I cared about you too much" says:
*cries out about how SO unfair this is*

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Must... find... life.... says:
*hands her a bagel*
"I cared about you too much" says:
does it have cream cheese?
Must... find... life.... says:
sure
"I cared about you too much" says:
Yeah!!
"I cared about you too much" says:
*does a dance*
"I cared about you too much" says:
actually, i cant accept, Im still waiting on an oatmeal cookie britney sent me through the phone
"I cared about you too much" says:
over two years ago
"I cared about you too much" says:
I guess it takes a while
"I cared about you too much" says:
and she just lived across the neighborhood
Must... find... life.... says:
oh well
"I cared about you too much" says:
stupid blonde
"I cared about you too much" says:
she probably sent it wrong
Must... find... life.... says:
time only makes it better (*gags*)
"I cared about you too much" says:
gah
"I cared about you too much" says:
lol
"I cared about you too much" says:
yeah!
"I cared about you too much" says:
if better is a synonym for MOLDY

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Julia (8:34:43 PM): buttons on your underwear
Julia (8:34:53 PM): get it
Me (8:34:57 PM): *blinks* um....
Julia (8:35:13 PM): my moms grandma always told her that sew so get it
Me (8:35:32 PM): oh
Me (8:35:35 PM): I think
Me Again (8:35:35 PM): lol
Me (8:35:42 PM): that's kind of... odd....
Julia (8:36:01 PM): hey she was french

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Moi (9:17:50 PM): *grins* I just said to my Mum, "Guten tag... y... bye!"
Moi (9:18:06 PM): -three- languages
And Moi (9:18:12 PM): 10 points for me! :D

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